I was reading at Happy Bachelors when I found the following post. I know I've posted this or something similar, but this needs to be repeated; this is something my boys need to hear. They need to hear about how to make it till 30, when the allure of women wears off...
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During my twenties my parents constantly told me if I could just get to thirty, I would be home free. They were right.
Women, even the truly attractive ones, somehow just aren't that attractive once your sex drive starts to disappear. The fog lifts, and you start noticing the annoying and down-right rotten things about women that you never noticed when you were blinded by your sex drive.
You start seeing the physical imperfections that even the prettiest women have. The blemishes. The overuse of cosmetics. Things caught in their teeth. Plaque build-up. Hair on the lip. Less than perfect hair dye. Bad hair cut. Bushy eye brows. Bad breath. The stupid laugh that grates on your nerves. Her lack of knowledge in current affairs. Shit. The list grows ever longer as you grow older, and your patience grows shorter.
Women simply start to annoy by their mere presence after a point in life.
When you hit forty, the situation becomes laughable. If you listen to nothing else I say, boys, trust me on this one:
The satisfaction you get from snubbing or cancelling out on a date at the last minute with a 35+ attractive woman makes the misery you suffered at the hands of women all worth while.
Granted; I never really suffered, as I avoided them, but what the heck, I might as well enjoy it as long as it's being throw in my face.
I took the last few days off work, and rode my Harley Beasties around. Just because I bloody-well wanted to. Today, I rode all around the snow covered mountains surrounding Mt. St. Helens. An absolute blast. Most of the roads are still closed due to extremely heavy snow. So, I rode where I could, and sat at a viewpoint for about fifteen minutes talking about motorcycles with the Under-Sheriff of Skamania county. He rides, and we had a blast sitting there staring at Mt. St. Helens and talking about the Elk and Deer that inhabit the area. It was a memory that will last forever. Fifteen minutes with a total stranger permanantley imprinted on my mind. It sure beat the hell out of spending the day perusing the aisles of K-Mart with a fat bitch of a wife.
I came home, watched movies, a few episodes of Hogan's Heroes, and it's off to bed. Tomorrow, I stop by the doctor because I've been riding my bikes so much, it's re-activated a long dormant 'roid. Hope he can cure it. lol. Ah, the penalties of being a care-free bachelor. Oops. I meant joys.
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Amen! Just hang in there, Fellas; sooner or later your sex drive will die off, and you too can be free from the clutches of a terrible beast; you too can resist the allure of women. I needed to be reminded of this, so I don't get the hots for someone like Maria. WTF was I thinking?! Anyway, thanks for the reminder, Chris! Until next time...
MarkyMark
Great article. Why am I still not married at 42 years old? Just have to look at any married man when he is with his wife and that will give you the answer.
ReplyDeleteSeems like a lonely life.
ReplyDeleteI've been happily married for 21 years and wouldn't trade it for anything. Things have gotten better as time goes on.
No, but there's no guarantee that your wife wouldn't trade it for anything. If she's an American woman, she would likely trade it for a coupon at the local day spa.
ReplyDeleteMarriage = cure for loneliness? That's a crock. Marriage gets a man a room mate who doesn't pay rent; doesn't chip in on the bills; doesn't mind her own business; eats the food and doesn't replenish...
Should I go on?
"Sounds like a lonely life" That are typical femministic shaming tactics. Dont bother with it.
ReplyDeleteI'm a MGHOW and I don't feel lonely.
Try natural vitamin E for the 'roids (smear on) and don't strain when you go to the toilet. Works a treat!
ReplyDelete+a lot of fiber and water.
DeleteGood article! I've never had to learn the hard way, thank God. I've never fallen for the trickery of marriage. I've never been cleaned out financially. I'm in my late 30's and every day I find women less and less attractive. Someday, hopefully sooner than later, I will no longer feel any desire to have any intimate relations with anyone of the 'fairer' sex.
ReplyDeleteI am 42 years old and been married for 19 years. I am in complete agreement with the article about the sexual desire. My wife's entire power base in the relationship has been about her ability to manipulate me with sex. She no longer holds this power over me and is angry over it. All the arguments we have over this resolve back to the same issue, she wants to get what she wants and thinks just because she has a vagina she should get what she wants. When asked what I want, I state that I want a feminine women who is pleasant, kind, caring and able to hold a conversation with out being a bitch... All women seem to do is give excuses as to why they should not live up to our expectations. The problem is women have no shame, boys and men can be shamed into submission but women cannot.
ReplyDeleteThe loneliest time in my life was the last year of my marriage.
ReplyDeleteIt's still dropping out of the gene pool. Better to do that PLUS get a kid from a surrogate mother overseas.
ReplyDeleteI figured it put through my own experience. Nature punishes men with sex drive until late twenties. You will be at the mercy of your own biology. I made lot of mistakes dealing with women and punished for it dearly but oh man now I am in my late 20s. I don't feel that much of a drive. And I see the true nature of many women. I avoid them altogether. I earn good amt of money and going around enjoying my life with friends. Unfortunately my parents never taught me how to control my sec drive and see the world as it is . I learnt it through hard experience. It is something that I share with lot of men, my brothers so that they won't go through this. Our life will be far better without marriage. Say no to slavery. All the genetic bullshit they say that you are not passing. Don't care. You got only one life. Enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteSex drive is indeed the culprit of all young mens' miseries (and older men if they're still suffering from poor decisions stemming from their sex drive). I'm approaching 40, and women ain't so pretty anymore. The average American puts on a couple of pounds every year, so at this age they're a good 30+ lbs. overweight. Yuck. Plus, women in their 20's aren't looking for me. They're looking for a guy who wants to knock them up, start a family and be lead around by the nose by her for the next 50 years (or until she decides that he bores her and divorces him). As I've never made the marriage monumental mistake, I've banged a lot of women. While a few are fun to nail and some fuck like porn stars, most are pretty blah. And the drama that comes with it is never worth it. Never. And the hotter in bed they are, the crazier they are and they bring that much more drama with them. Hence, it's just better to spank it. It takes just a few minutes. No dealing with some bitch after. And frankly, it's usually better than sex with most women. Plus, I've had sex with a fairly sizable group of women, so I have a pretty healthy rolodex. I don't need to add any more to it, thank you.
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